For fun and a prize, caption the cover of this new scifi comedy book.
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Dial G for Gravity is the new scifi comedy book I'm about to release. The humour is drawn from an unlikely combination of space opera and film noir private eye stories, so there are lots of references to pick up on. It has a fairly broad range of comedic content, from simple gags to more subtle wit, so I think it will have a broad appeal. It does contain a few F bombs, but the humour isn't coarse or offensive, but rather aims at gentle parody.
You'll need to tell us who's speaking. Is it the man or the woman? Is it the alien? Is it the poor sap getting abducted?
It's up to you.
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