For fun (and prizes) caption this photo of me mucking about on Dartmoor.
Comment below please – you'll need to scroll right down to the bottom of the page.
Winners who are also members of The Awkward Squad will be offered a free (single) book of their choice from my work, and will be chosen for wit, originality and humour. If we get enough great entries, I'll offer discount coupons for my online shop at michaelcampling.com.
Have at it!
Stumble or One step too Far!!!
Look Ma, no hands!
Sure, this jump is doable!
Would you look at all the idiots that fell from here!
Like a leaf on the wind…
And from here what did he do?
I hope I ‘m able to stick the handing.
I hope I’m able to stick the landing.
They call this the “Crack Your Skull” pose! Hey! I’m getting the hang of yoga!
Wow! I guess the Beast of Dartmoor wasn’t a myth after all!
Your Arabesque Penchee needs some work for the forthcoming ballet!
Hmmm, any new book ideas in here?
On the photo:
“Turn the gravity back on! Quick!”
Sometimes I feel like a graceful swan. Other times I feel like a baby giraffe learning to use it’s legs.
Looking for better days!
“The Awkward Squaddie”
“The Awkward Squad Leader”
I can see the future
Ooooooohhhh… I found my car keys !
I’m gonna do it, don’t stop me. I’m going to jump!
Here we see Horace Codswallup, world famous bowling trophy model, showing us his latest pose.
Although it was a tough choice, this one really appealed to me, so I hereby proclaim it the winner! An email is on the way. Thank you for entering.
I guess this is the best way to have an up-close look at the Great Grimpen Mire, and the Hound Of The Baskervilles. I hope I do not fall in . . .
“Now how was I able to defy gravity, again?
They were all great entries, but I really liked this one, so I think we’ll have two joint winners. An email is on the way! Thank you.
I can fly like an eagle, but land like a pelican.
“Michael Jackson got nothin’ on me baby”
you know, from the pose “Smooth Criminal” ?
I believe I can fly!
This is going too far to get a feel for the Darkeningstone series
Up in the air Junior Birdman!
“Hah – other folks need BOTH legs to stick a tough landing.” (alternately) “To Infinity – and beyond!” (alternately) “Once I retract this remaining landing stalk, I am OUTTA here.”
I’m goin’ in!
Six Million Dollar Man reboot auditions continue
Whee! I can fly! Wait, what?! AHHHHHHHHH!
Look, kids! This is the way you do the Whooping Crane pose!
It’s okay, Rockmuncher. I’ll save you with my fantastic arabesque!
The Dangerous Dartmoor Diver is at it again!
……………………..and the birds watched silently. Eyeball for dinner again
Imitation of a swan
Barn Top Wind Rooster