For fun (and prizes) caption this photo.
I took this snapshot wile visiting the gardens at the palace of Versailles. Leave your caption in a comment please – you'll need to scroll right down to the bottom of the page.
Winners who are also members of The Awkward Squad will be offered a free (single) book of their choice from my work, and will be chosen for wit, originality and humour.
Have a go, and have fun!
Strange fruit! #BLM
If I could just reach that hair, I’d give it a good yank.
no no please no pictures or autographs
Excellent.
Hey good looking! Whatcha got cooking?
Nicely surreal.
I am and have been a HUGE Doctor Who fan, and the Angels In Manhattan with the Weeping Angels and the cherubs, uh no, not blinking, not answering, go away, dear
Ooh, I hated those things.
Whoa, I’m falling, hold on!!!!
Twenty bucks says I can beat you to the light house!
Excuse me miss. I missed breakfast and was wondering if I could have this egg on your back?
I noticed that egg-shaped thing. What is it doing there?
I’m ova-joyed you got my bit o’ humor. I kind of cracked up when I wrote it. Now I’m waling on eggshells while you decide who the winner(s) is. The yoke on them, though. I have no doubt that my caption will win you over easy!
Fore!
Wait I never learned how to ride!!
[In the voice of Yosemite Sam] … Hyeah, mule! Hyeah!
Ah, Yosemite Sam! That takes me back.
Ooooopps!
Oooooh shiny! Just a little farther…WHOA! Almost fell off there!
This seat is HARD! I need a cushion
Whoa, You’ve got to be kidding.
I’m pulling his tail but he won’t get up Mum!
Wait! What? Come back, I can’t get down.
Hi Ho Silver. Awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Give me five!
Wait, I’ll join you for the quest of finding heaven above , just let me get down and grab my elixir – The heavenly drink COFFEE
Amen to that.
So she’s an ass. Is your mum any better?
But wait….there’s more!
Quick, quick, I need the loo mummy!
Woah! Woah! Woah! You toucha my horselady I egga your face!
Lol
I hereby declare this the winner!
Wow! Thanks Mikey! 🙂 Delighted you enjoyed the caption 🙂
Wait!…,.don’t turn away from me, I will cry and go work for the mob who make Doctor Who
STOP THE WORLD, I WANNA GET OFF!!
I’m ready for my close-up having a garland across my lap, so there are no slips in the pic. I’ve perfected the royal holy wave with a rodeo lean to the side.