You can read this specially written Black Friday horror story for yourself, right on this site: I'd like to read it myself thanks
You can even just listen to me reading it if you prefer: Listen to Black Friday
Or you can watch me read it, whilst wearing a Fedora, by playing the video below. Just to clarify, it's me that's wearing the Fedora, but there's nothing stopping you from wearing one whilst you watch it, if you feel so inclined.
I hope that's cleared that up, and I expect to hear any more about it.
Now sit back (in the headwear of your choice) and enjoy: